‘My fellow League Kittehs.
Why do many humans love, nay worship us?
Consider the situation. There you are, forehead like a set of balconies, worrying about the long-term effects of all this new ‘fire’ stuff on the environment, you’re being chased and eaten by most of the planet’s large animals, and suddenly tiny versions of one of the worst of them wanders into the cave and starts to purr.*
However we must of course remain vigilant. Blah blah…